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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Being Single and rules for men to go by.

(This post is from my Best Friend/ adopted Sister Penny)


I am a single mom and have been for a number of years. My question is this? Why is it men want women to be skinny and sexy. Have kids that act like sweet and nice but don't want to help rise the ones they already brought into this world. Look down they're noses if a woman is making it work by herself in fact call her gay whether she is or not.

There is men in this world that say that they aren't getting any sex.

Rules

  1. Try to be nice to the women around you because we are watching to see how you act with your mom and sisters or past girlfriends. If you are a jerk why would we want you in our bed?

2. If you don't work and cant support yourself why would we want you in our homes and around our kids?


3. You (men) need support and we (women) need support.. Typically we don't get it.

4. Use your thing for something else besides pissin all over the toilet seat. DO NOT just stick it in and leave it there, learn how to move around and use it..

5. Take a bath once in awhile along with brushing your teeth.

6. Don't assume that we are stupid.. We are NOT!! We may just act that way to see how you respond.

7. We are not your mom, sister or maid.. don't expect us to act like it.

8. Don't lie to us... refer to rule number 6...

9. Use the head that is on your shoulders, sense you already have us in your bed, don't even start to think that you need another one some where else. Generally, you cant take care of us, what makes you think you can take care of another. If you are capable of taking care of more than one.. then focus more on the one at home.. we could use more....

10. Just because you.. fix her a bath, cook her a meal, give a massage or do anything else to help us out.. do not expect sex as a reward. It really makes us feel bad.

So, guys...think about this.. We are moody sensitive creatures that crave attention when we want it, not when you think we do or you do. We are like cats, don't forget it either. Use a little tact for a change. We know you can be sneaky and slick.. that's how you manage to get more than one woman in bed at a time. Try being sneaky and slick to surprise us without expecting anything in return. Eventually it will pay off. It will help keep us there and the less you expect sex... the more we will want it.

By Penny Rice who needs a little too.