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Cute little joke... Sunday Morning Sex...

SUNDAY MORNING SEX
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years oldhaving sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing ouradvanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the churchbells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slowand even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive ifthe ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Its a money thing

Money Lessons for Moms
The 5 things you need to know to protect your family's finances
By Teri Cettina, Baby Name Tool Data Set




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Ask MP: Husband Is Clueless About Cost What to do when your husband doesn't understand the cost of things - Parenting.com
1. Money has to be a couple thing
Why: If you or your partner gets sick, loses a job, or you divorce, you both need to know where your money is. More immediately: "Two heads are always better than one when it comes to money, even if one of you is less experienced," says Janet Bodnar, deputy editor of Kiplinger's Personal Finance magazine and author of Money Smart Women.
You've probably already agreed that one of you is responsible for the daily money management (paying bills, keeping your bank account balanced). If you're the designated family bookkeeper, you're not alone: Sixty-two percent of moms balance the family checkbook and 54 percent are responsible for paying household bills, according to a 2007 survey by Oppenheimer Funds, a New York-based asset-management company. This is fine -- either of you can take the lead on money tasks -- as long as you keep each other up-to-date on your financial picture.
What to do: It can take as little as 15 minutes a week to talk about how much you're spending and where. If nothing else, hand over the checkbook or print out a copy of your monthly budget (and how much you've spent) so you can each see where the money is going and make suggestions for change.
Julie Miller, a mom of three in Portland, Oregon, recently started having twice-a-month financial sit-downs with her husband, Dave. "We realized I was doing the majority of the household spending but my husband was managing the overall budget. I wasn't seeing the monthly bank statements or paying the bills, so I would just spend until the debit card was declined," she says. Now he lets her know when their budget is heading into the red and she fills him in on what she needs to buy.
2. Every marriage needs "ours," "yours," and "mine" accounts
Why: A joint checking account is a smart and easy way to pay for shared expenses like your mortgage, utilities, and childcare. This is true whether you and your husband pool your paychecks or each contribute a percentage of your earnings to "together" bills, or if only one of you has an income. After that, though, it's a good idea for each of you to have a small, separate account for your own, no-questions-asked spending money. This is especially important if you're a stay-at-home mom -- no one likes being on an "allowance" and having to constantly justify her spending to a working spouse.
What to do: Pay yourselves that agreed-upon personal money every pay period. Just be sure to clarify what comes out of this cash: Are haircuts and lunches with friends "personal" or family expenses? What about gifts for each other? There's no right way to do this. It's up to you, as a couple, to decide.
So if your husband can't live without those new golf clubs, no problem. And he can stop razzing you about your monthly manicures, since you're paying for them yourself. Voilà! Dozens of silly money squabbles are now history.

Im begining to think....

Im beginning to think that puberty is evil. My dear sweet 11 yr old boy is starting to turn into a butt. When he gets up of a morning, instead of letting everyone sleep, he has to wake the entire house up. What happened to kids sleeping in? I know on school days he is a pain to get out of bed. But, when there is no school.....hahahaha... hes up at the butt crack of dawn.
He has recently started going through puberty. He is so mixed up and confused about himself, his body and life in general. Why is it that puberty has to complicate everything? Why cant it be an easier transition? Why does it have to turn them into stink pots?

It seems like the older a male gets the younger they become. Women seem to grow older gracefully while men just become boys again.

I know I ask alot of questions in my ramblings... and I know most of the answers to them. It just ticks me off that it seems like everything has to be difficult...

More on men..

Wow.. they come in every shape, size, color and personality.... Personally, I love them tall, broad of shoulder, and lean. I can honestly say there is nothing wrong with my hormones.. I love to look at men, I would love to be intimate with a man, have some fun...then... he go his way and I go mine..lol.

I really dont see the point in being with a man if all you get out of it is a mess. Why should I be his garbage can? If I am not getting any satisfaction then I see no reason to be intimate with him. Does this make sense or does it just make me the ultimate bitch?

I can honestly say it has been over a year sense my man has gave me the big "O".... I do not believe in cheating in a relationship, but its getting to the point that if I dont get some gratification soon, I may well explode. Cheating is starting to sound ok.

I have never met a man that had so many problems in the bedroom with no known cause for the problems. Its crazy. Everyone has laughed about their man being a two minute man.. I dont laugh about it .. I cry about it cus its true!!! Lol..

Why cant all men be like the way the hottest male actors act? I would love to have Mathew Mconahae (I cant spell his last name.lol) or Vin Diesel... MMMmm... lol..

Why cant I seem to get away from being a bum magnet? I know there are probably a few decent men left out there that arent gay or already married.. They just dont seem to be in rurual
Missouri..lol

Men!!

They say you cant live with them and you cant live without them. Let me tell you. I would much rather live with out one. I have yet to come across a decent hard working, honest, responisble man. I honestly do not think that they exsist!
Why is it they all think that the woman has to be the one to do it all I ask?? They seem to think that we should have to do ALL of the cleaning, child rearing, yard work, mechanic work, laundry and so on.. PLUS we should bring home the bacon and cook it to!!
Its like they believe that they are ment to sit on there arses and do nothing, while we wait on them hand and foot. Be there when they need relieved sexually and then leave them alone till the next thing they need.
What is the point of having a man if we have to do everything all by ourselves? When we are sick, who takes care of us? When we need a shoulder, where is theres for us to cry on? When we have sexual needs, where are they to satisfy it?? They are never there when WE need it!!
What I dont understand is what happened to a relationship being two sided? Sharing the responsibilities? Taking care of each others wants and needs? Where did all of that go?



So, that being said, I am at a lose for words now. Im sure it wont be long before my man pisses me off again in some way or fashion and then I shall return to vent about it!